Do you actually have cancer?
actually, yes. i was diagnosed with Stage 2 Classic Hodgkin’s Lymphoma in august 2019. if you don’t believe me, i can send you copies of my medical records from the California Treatment Center City of Hope.
is this supposed to be funny?
it’s mostly sad but true.
what in the hell is wrong with you?
i think i was encouraged TOO much as a child. for that reason everyone should and does listen to all of my opinions and everything i have to say.
why contribute to the already waterlogged sewage pipe of instagram blogs?
because i’m a) bored b) a narcissist (see above) and c) a communications major in need of a serious boost to my resumé.
how can i get you to shut up and kill yourself?
kidnap me and force me to become vegan. ugh.